Funny Evening Shade Tv Show Quotes

Is reality TV scripted? We don't know. But we do know that they've given us some of the best and most hilarious catchphrases in the history of television. Honestly, we don't care if any of it is as spontaneous as it seems. It's enough that real people pretending not to notice that they're being filmed managed to say things intended to be insightful and inspiring but which are, more often than not, just silly and weird. This is the world we live in now, and it's nothing short of spectacular.

Here are just 30 of our favorite funny catchphrases from the long and rich history of reality television. We owe these people, or the writing staffs who carefully constructed their dialog, a debt of gratitude. They made our lives a little better, or at least more ridiculous.

Rupaul Funniest Reality TV Catchphrases
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Just because RuPaul thinks you're not worthy, that doesn't mean he wants you to leave without putting your hips into it.

Randy Jackson

We're still pretty sure that AmericanIdol host Randy Jackson was making it up as he went along—by "pitchy" wasn't he really saying "just sing it better?"—but he'll always be our number one dawg.

Kardashians Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases
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This funny catchphrase attempts to explain a time when something is so true, you'd swear to it on a bible like they do in court, but you're not going to because you're not technically under oath, and also what you're saying is probably untrue anyway, that's when it's appropriate to shout "bible" like a crazy person.

Guy Fieri Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases

Y'know Guy Fieri,  it's okay just to say "This taste good." But making up a fictional municipality for decadent food is definitely a way more fun way to go.

Mike The Situation Sorrentino Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases

It's likely that without this mnemonic device, the boys fromJersey Shore would've totally left out something on their "gym, tan, laundry" to-do list. They might have accidentally read a book or had a moment of self-reflection! (Burn.)

NeNe Leakes Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases
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It may sound like a sound effect from an 80s arcade game, but this is actually a classic put-down by NeNe Leakes. "Bloop" is shorthand for "I just told the truth." Or possibly what happens when Mario hits you with an oversized hammer.

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There's nothing wrong with host Heidi Klum slipping into her native German to send a contestant home with this funny catchphrase. But it always made us expect one of the other judges to go full-on Sargent Schultz and start muttering, "I know nuthink!"

Mary Berry Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases

Nobody likes a soggy bottom, but they're enough to send an old British lady who likes sweets into a rage.

Tim Gunn Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases
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There's something about this catchphrase that always makes us laugh. You don't say "Make it work" when somebody clearly has it figured out. "Make it work" is a kinder way of saying "Just try not to completely screw this up, okay?"

Phaedra Parks Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases

At the RHOA reunion, Phaedra threw an uncomfortable amount of shade Kendra's way for texting her husband, Apollo. After Kenda twirled around the room (because, well, she's Kendra), Phaedra confronted her about the texts and then ended her read with the catchphrase "twirl onthat." Truly iconic.

Tamar Braxton Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases

Tamar Braxton's attempt at public shaming, by taking the "have a seat" condemnation to a ludicrous extreme, never had the gravitas she probably intended. It always seemed like she was requesting a Benny Hill-esque game of musical chairs.

It starts out like church, and then ends like a 4 am last call when you realize, "Oh no, I've been drinking all night with aKardashian?"

DJ Pauly D Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases

Every time Pauly D announced this funny catchphrase to his roommates, all we heard was, "Our chariot to public debasement awaits."

America's Best Dance Crew Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases

Wait, are they voting out a dance competitor or overthrowing a monarchy?

Papa Phil Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases

Cause if Papa Phil says it three times, you know it's true.

Paris Hilton's signature compliment is the quickest way to make anything seem instantly gross.

Regis Philbin Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases
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Can you imagine if any game show host but Regis Philbin asked this? It's incredibly passive-aggressive. It basically means, "Seriously? You're going withthat answer? I'm giving you one more chance to not be an idiot."

Weakest Link Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases

It's a game show send-off that tries to be brutal, but ends up being polite. "You are done here! Also, goodbye, have a lovely trip home!"

Phaedra parks Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases

It's all about the delivery!

Lil' Scrappy Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases

We know Lil' Scrappy was probably trying to compare himself to a tiger or a lion, but for some reason, we always think he's calling himself a kitty. And that's justawwwwww.

Kenya Moore Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases

Kenya Moore's catchphrase works on so many levels it's not only funny, but it's also likely the cleverest on this list.

Mama June Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases
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That quote alone is why Mama June will always be our spirit animal.

 Flavor Flav Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases

We want to believe that Flavor Flav ended every relationship by using this funny catchphrase and handing his ex a gigantic clock. Don't even bother telling us it didn't happen!

Press Your Luck Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases

This catchphrase is even funnier out of context, decades after the game show where it originated was cancelled.

Bethenny Frankel Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases

It's hard to explain why we find this favorite comeback by Bethenny Frankel so satisfying. We just appreciate insulting somebody who's annoying you by accusing him or her of messing with your athletic supporter. It's so weird and out of left field.

Canadas Worst Drivers Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases

The only game show elimination catchphrase that's actuallygood news.

Joseline Hernandez, funniest catchphrases
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Nobody is as hilariously disrespectful like Joseline Hernandez treating someone like her butler.

Jeff Probst Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases

No, Jeff Probst, I just came to this island to get a tan and eat bugs and rice for a month! Of course it's worth playing for!

Kenya Moore has Funniest Reality Show Catchphrases

If we tried throwing shade like Kenya Moore, it would not go nearly as well.

Sheree Whitfield Real Housewives of Atlanta Funniest Reality TV Catchphrases

Sheree sure knows how to start a fight. Any takers?

Amina Buddafly Funniest Reality TV Catchphrases

When Amina finally broke the news to Tara that she was indeed Peter Gunz' wife—and in a true dramatic flair, threw her license on the table for proof.

Momma Dee Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Funniest Reality TV Catchphrases

Whenever Momma Dee was sick and tired of Erica, she called her imaginary guards to take them away. I mean, what an inspiration.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Funniest Reality TV Catchphrases
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Not only did Arnold Schwarzenegger do his own unique spin on Trump's "You're fired!" catchphrase, he gave a little plug to one of his movies. Hey, it could've been worse. He could've said, "I cannot tell aTrue Lie. This is yourEnd of Days.Jingle All the Way outta here!"

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